My Drunken Starcom Fixed =link=

The Void is wide, and we’ve got a lot of straight lines to catch up on.

The Starmax Bomber relies on a small motor to transform. When this fails, the toy is essentially dead.

Your crew deserves to hear you. Your driver deserves clarity. And you deserve to stop sounding like a sailor who has had one too many. my drunken starcom fixed

The wings snapped open with the crispness of a military salute. It worked. In my elevated state, it felt less like a toy repair and more like I had successfully restored a piece of aerospace history. The Morning After

The newly fixed ship was immediately dispatched to investigate a mysterious signal coming from a long-abandoned city unearthed on The Void is wide, and we’ve got a

The gears were gummed up with 30-year-old dust and dried lubricant.

A "drunken" ship is almost always caused by one of three core engineering failures: Your crew deserves to hear you

: Position the microphone foam directly against your lips. Even a half-inch gap allows excessive wind interference.

: Set the sensitivity while riding at your average speed, not while idling in your garage.

I laughed. Then sobbed. Then laughed again while snot ran down my face.